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kanyechester: saccharinescorpion: glass-prince: peetaah: I don’t think he knows what he’s doing.. the guy next to him obviously does it took me a second ah yes the double dicks dance

kanyechester:

saccharinescorpion:

glass-prince:

peetaah:

I don’t think he knows what he’s doing..

the guy next to him obviously does

it took me a second

ah yes the double dicks dance

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pantere:

every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes

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Obama: Oh, my God! I love your foreign policy. Where did you get it?
Romney: It was Reagan's in the '80's.
Obama: Vintage. So adorable!
Romney: Thanks!
Obama: That is the worst effing foreign policy I've ever seen.

ludwiglovesthebottom: so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .

ludwiglovesthebottom:

so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .

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lolsofunny:

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Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN

my-own-sword:

cuttheskintothebone:

double-pistols:

lovingeyesandtiredsighs:

i’m sorry but best moment 

Honestly one of the most amusing and fantastic things to me is how often Obama just would calmly and patiently explain things to Mittens in the most basic possible way, as if he were addressing a child.

I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw him be called Mittens…

I know sometimes you have to talk to people that way.

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scaryscreamboos:

anonymously tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much you want to touch my butt with 1 being “I really want to touch your butt” and 10 being “I would assassinate the president to touch your butt”

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

I get physically uncomfortable when people brag about what math class they’re in

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