16. Tampa, Florida.
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I don’t think he knows what he’s doing..
the guy next to him obviously does
it took me a second
ah yes the double dicks dance
so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .
i’m sorry but best moment
Honestly one of the most amusing and fantastic things to me is how often Obama just would calmly and patiently explain things to Mittens in the most basic possible way, as if he were addressing a child.
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw him be called Mittens…
I know sometimes you have to talk to people that way.
anonymously tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much you want to touch my butt with 1 being “I really want to touch your butt” and 10 being “I would assassinate the president to touch your butt”