16. Tampa, Florida. I try to keep this thing funny. Let me know if I fail. And oh yes, I follow back.Tumblr (3.0; @cheatingonfacebook)http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcnzr0UwOp1qzpm7ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35461867082http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35461867082Sat, 10 Nov 2012 23:41:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyaldTZgt1qhsuv2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35461858348http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35461858348Sat, 10 Nov 2012 23:41:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlhqu7XwQ1qamtugo1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlhqu7XwQ1qamtugo2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvlhqu7XwQ1qamtugo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35415834099http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35415834099Sat, 10 Nov 2012 12:15:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz4oey8ah41r5zq6ao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35415724183http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35415724183Sat, 10 Nov 2012 12:13:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9yszy2fX1qbfnhro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kanyechester.tumblr.com/post/35178984173/saccharinescorpion-glass-prince-peetaah" target="_blank">kanyechester</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saccharinescorpion.tumblr.com/post/34210604073" target="_blank">saccharinescorpion</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://glass-prince.tumblr.com/post/34189312744" target="_blank">glass-prince</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://peetaah.me/post/34079340753/i-dont-think-he-knows-what-hes-doing" target="_blank">peetaah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t think he knows what he’s doing..</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>the guy next to him obviously does</p> </blockquote> <p>it took me a second</p> </blockquote> <p>ah yes the double dicks dance</p> </blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35415716464http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35415716464Sat, 10 Nov 2012 12:13:31 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pantere.tumblr.com/post/22832744823/every-60-seconds-in-africa-a-minute-passes" target="_blank">pantere</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes</p> </blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35415309670http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/35415309670Sat, 10 Nov 2012 12:07:11 -0500Obama: Oh, my God! I love your foreign policy. Where did you get it?<br /> Romney: It was Reagan's in the '80's.<br /> Obama: Vintage. So adorable!<br /> Romney: Thanks!<br /> Obama: That is the worst effing foreign policy I've ever seen.http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278611038http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278611038Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:51:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9nrhDohP1ql16lyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://ludwiglovesthebottom.tumblr.com/post/34062556433/so-im-doing-homework-and-my-mom-is-making-dinner" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">ludwiglovesthebottom</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .</p></blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278586995http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278586995Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:50:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_masfmiKFUt1rtvheio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_masfmiKFUt1rtvheio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278538733http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278538733Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:49:39 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma50quScNy1qmt85zo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://wtfsofunny.info/post/34272093566/via-lolsofunny" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">lolsofunny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>via <a href="http://lolsofunny.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">lolsofunny</a>=)</strong></p></blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278526009http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278526009Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:49:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc266nTAD21rht201o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc266nTAD21rht201o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc266nTAD21rht201o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc266nTAD21rht201o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278484846http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278484846Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:48:38 -0400Television: In the criminal justice system--<br /> Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUNhttp://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278467224http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278467224Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:48:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbpwtMy6Y1rno750o1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbpwtMy6Y1rno750o2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbpwtMy6Y1rno750o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcbpwtMy6Y1rno750o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://my-own-sword.tumblr.com/post/34265292872/cuttheskintothebone-double-pistols" target="_blank">my-own-sword</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cuttheskintothebone.tumblr.com/post/34198291386/double-pistols-lovingeyesandtiredsighs-im" target="_blank">cuttheskintothebone</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://double-pistols.tumblr.com/post/34146264755/lovingeyesandtiredsighs-im-sorry-but-best" target="_blank">double-pistols</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovingeyesandtiredsighs.tumblr.com/post/34145839765/im-sorry-but-best-moment" target="_blank">lovingeyesandtiredsighs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m sorry but best moment </p> </blockquote> <p>Honestly one of the most amusing and fantastic things to me is how often Obama just would calmly and patiently explain things to Mittens in the most basic possible way, as if he were addressing a child.</p> </blockquote> <p>I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw him be called Mittens…</p> </blockquote> <p>I know sometimes you have to talk to people that way.</p> </blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278454307http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278454307Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:48:04 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scaryscreamboos.tumblr.com/post/26398308360/anonymously-tell-me-on-a-scale-of-1-10-how-much" target="_blank">scaryscreamboos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>anonymously tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much you want to touch my butt with 1 being “I really want to touch your butt” and 10 being “I would assassinate the president to touch your butt”</p> </blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278434876http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278434876Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:47:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thatsmoderatelyraven.tumblr.com/post/34276769249" target="_blank">thatsmoderatelyraven</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I get physically uncomfortable when people brag about what math class they’re in</p> </blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278428578http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278428578Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:47:34 -0400<p><a href="http://guceubcuesu.tumblr.com/post/34272914669/yearbook-moments" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">guceubcuesu</a>:</p> <blockquote><h3><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfffoXh7u1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffg2Ogxn1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffgkb3O11r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffgvFm7G1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffh8KduJ1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffhnO7Nj1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffi6arDr1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffiqku7g1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffjdEZqq1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffjk3yJJ1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffjwWHGp1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffkfkHyt1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffkwVx671r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfflgTbar1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcfflusUC01r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffm6aiq41r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffmpJreS1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffn5JdcE1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffnj6o7k1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffnuqPXk1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffo8cwXD1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffolPZ5A1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffoyZvXD1r5pvsy.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcffpdJhIR1r5pvsy.png"/></h3></blockquote> <p></p>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278399745http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278399745Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:47:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb70ie7Qbf1qz6lzxo1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emes.tumblr.com/post/32645641592/most-of-my-google-searches-sound-like-a-confused" target="_blank">emes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>most of my google searches sound like a confused, gentle giant learning about how the world is cruel</p> </blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278257432http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278257432Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:44:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gameandwatch.tumblr.com/post/28110886053" target="_blank">gameandwatch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>so my friend got his trombone stolen a while back</p> <p>when he finally got a new one he stuck this over his locker</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7t1gzCH3x1r0ta85.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278253940http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34278253940Wed, 24 Oct 2012 23:44:16 -0400<p><a href="http://shavingryansprivates.tumblr.com/post/34081323620/hauntumn-hauntumn-hauntumn-hakuna" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">shavingryansprivates</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hauntumn.tumblr.com/post/34081072098/hauntumn-hauntumn-hakuna-matata-what-a" target="_blank">hauntumn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hauntumn.tumblr.com/post/34081020317/hauntumn-hakuna-matata-what-a-wonderful" target="_blank">hauntumn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hauntumn.tumblr.com/post/34080960211/hakuna-matata" target="_blank">hauntumn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Hakuna Matata</p> </blockquote> <p>What a wonderful phrase</p> </blockquote> <p>Hakuna Matata</p> </blockquote> <p>it means “DROP THE BASS”</p> <p>BWUY YOH wohhhh widdle da widdle do woodley widdledy wawww weeeeh gritchlew WEUUUUW,  GWAAH GWOOH GRAW GRIH GRIH GRIH GREUUUUW GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee REHHH sheww</p></blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34084627168http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34084627168Mon, 22 Oct 2012 01:18:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chloemorets.tumblr.com/post/34078007952/i-was-telling-a-joke-i-made-up-the-other-day" target="_blank">chloemorets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was telling a joke i made up the other day </p> <p>what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink</p> <p>penis coladas</p> <p>and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said <em>cocktails</em></p> </blockquote>http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34084569428http://cheatingonfacebook.tumblr.com/post/34084569428Mon, 22 Oct 2012 01:16:52 -0400